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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...
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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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It?s only when the tide goes out that you discover who?s been swimming naked.
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The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader...
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Character is what God and the angels know of us; reputation is what men...
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Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
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An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have...
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When an American says that he loves his country, he … means that he...
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There comes a time in every man’s life and I’ve had many of them.
Quote #2258
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.