Quote #2756
A pious man is one who would be an athiest if the king were.
Quote #22366
My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
Quote #25744
Sometimes the child in one behaves a certain way and the rest of oneself...
Quote #25821
Don’t cling to fame. You’re just borrowing it. It’s like money. You’re going to...
Quote #12059
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
Quote #12602
The worthwhile problems are the ones you can really solve or help solve, the...
Quote #30262
My ambition is to do a good job. I never plan anything. (running for...
Quote #33232
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
Quote #9544
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest...
Quote #2787
Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although...