Quote #17764
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
Quote #8567
Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou...
Quote #4993
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day...
Quote #9770
Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
Quote #25419
I do most of my work sitting down that’s where I shine.
Quote #16865
Life is a festival only to the wise.
Quote #27526
I have been both rich and poor–while I have respect for both, I am...
Quote #8619
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #892
A man does not sin by commission only, but often by ommission.
Quote #3877
There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.