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A true history of human events would show that a far larger proportion of...
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other,...
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Bo There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water
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My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
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People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on...
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Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to.
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The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...
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But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
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If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a...