Quote #12228
No act terminating in itself constitutes greatness.
Quote #27180
Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
Quote #23212
…it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods...
Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
Quote #12865
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
Quote #4668
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #10035
Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be....
Quote #11480
Every once in a while, take the scenic route.
Quote #25113
Remember this, very little is needed to make a happy life.
Quote #2018
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.