Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #20852
Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
Quote #12985
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Quote #10498
Idiots…nothing can live forever.
Quote #18858
Say not, ‘I have found the truth,’ but rather, ‘I have found a truth.’
Quote #25678
May every young scientist remember… and not fail to keep his eyes open for...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #33799
I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment....
Quote #1897
Wife: a former sweetheart.
Quote #21284
It has been observed that a pure democracy if it were practicable would be...