Quote #3816
I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
Quote #185
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Quote #16744
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Quote #30168
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Quote #25831
To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.
Quote #464
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #5958
Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the...
Quote #25618
Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well...
Quote #34725
There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The...
Quote #14377
Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives...