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Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us;...
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None of you truly believes until he wishes for his brother what he wishes...
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The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person — her...
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The reason why all men honor love is because it looks up, and not...
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I am in the prime of senility.
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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There’s not the least thing can be said or done, but people will talk...
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I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...
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Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell...