Quote #33906
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Quote #6963
Truth is the daughter of time.
Quote #24821
Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #27058
Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or howWe...
Quote #29052
Man needs difficulties they are necessary for health.
Quote #341
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Quote #31512
Never do anything that you aren’t prepared to face the true consequences of.
Quote #30271
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason...
Quote #32147
I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...