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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
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Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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It is as hard to take success as it is failure.
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If you raise your children to feel that they can accomplish any goal or...
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you...
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Rap music… sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper.
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The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living...
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Quote #1671
Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between his inner vision and its ultimate expression.