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Responsiblity is a unique concept. It can only reside and inhere in a single...
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Fans don’t boo nobodies.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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I used to believe that marriage would diminish me, reduce my options. That you...
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
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There is a kind of pleasure which comes from sacrilege or the profanation of...
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The secret of all success is to know how to deny yourself. Prove that...
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The time is always right to do what is right.
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There is a measure in everything. There are fixed limits beyond which and short...
Quote #18746
Anger as soon as fed is dead- ‘Tis starving makes it fat.