Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #1470
Working in the garden…gives me a profound feeling of inner peace.
Quote #33699
I’m thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
Quote #24856
The worst thing that can be said of the most powerful is that they...
Quote #9712
Our deeds are like children that are born to us;they live and act apart...
Quote #29759
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire...
Quote #16732
A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
Quote #20884
When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #51
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
Quote #6678
The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.