Quote #10022
For no phase of life, whether public or private, whether in business or in...
Quote #14556
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #422
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be...
Quote #179
History is more or less bunk.
Quote #9047
The crime of suicide lies in its disregard for the feelings of those whom...
Quote #1958
Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering.
Quote #32819
Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
Quote #2307
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Quote #26646
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...