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Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from...
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
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Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age...
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They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
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Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going...
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Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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Will your child learn to multiply before she learns to subtract
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I can’t forgive my friends for dying I don’t find these vanishing acts of...
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Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or...