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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
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If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
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If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other...
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Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned...
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Nightcrawler You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I...
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You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t...
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It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick...
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Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...