Quote #20357
Reporters thrive on the world’s misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent...
Quote #2468
At age 50, every man has the face he deserves.
Quote #19994
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
Quote #3962
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of...
Quote #2153
Voting for the right is doing nothing for it.
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #18791
Coming generations will learn equality from poverty, and love from woes.
Quote #22635
By and large, I seem to have made more mistakes than any others of...
Quote #19144
BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
Quote #28593
Only the little people pay taxes.