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One of the few good things about modern times If you die horribly on...
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Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
Quote #12333
Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Quote #19927
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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The most original authors are not so because they advance what is new, but...
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Self-respect permeates every aspect of your life.
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up...
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The die is cast.
Quote #11364
Beware the flatterer: he feeds you with an empty spoon.