Quote #6957
It is the sign of a weak mind to be unable to bear wealth.
Quote #25903
Whatever happened to that old-fashioned Grandpa If he still survives, he must be hiding...
Quote #5017
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #2942
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Quote #941
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
Quote #28510
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value.
Quote #30434
In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by...
Quote #9513
You are only as old as the woman you feel.
Quote #33684
No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never...