Quote #19434
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...
Quote #839
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #1911
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius is limited.
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #16540
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Quote #13395
That a man can take pleasure in marching in formation to the strains of...
Quote #34207
First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while...
Quote #21509
Wisdom is ofttimes nearer when we stoop Than when we soar.
Quote #24848
Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion.
Quote #20202
The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘menGang aft agley.