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Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to...
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Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the...
Quote #2139
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Quote #10475
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and...
Quote #24834
What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement
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The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to...
Quote #1051
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
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Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom...
Quote #30798
The sinning is the best part of repentance.
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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...