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The tiger can’t change his spots. No, wait, he did Good for him
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To those people in the huts and villages of half the globe struggling to...
Quote #25493
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
Quote #7923
It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as...
Quote #29867
We all live in suspense from day to day In other words, you are...
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Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Quote #3942
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #5300
Necessity knows no law.