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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives...
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Wonder is what sets us apart from other life forms. No other species wonders...
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Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud.
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The good man is the friend of all living things.
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‘A merry Christmas, uncle God save you’ cried a cheerful voice. ‘Bah’ said Scrooge....
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To think ill of mankind, and not to wish ill to them, is perhaps...