Quote #11071
It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how...
Quote #33744
Try to put your happiness before anyone else’s, because you may never have done...
Quote #4471
Deus ex machina
Quote #7959
Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
Quote #341
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Quote #14743
We often do good in order that we may do evil with impunity.
Quote #17632
How much better a thing it is to be envied than to be pitied.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #29293
To touch is to experience, but to feel is to live.
Quote #34811
People always call it luck when you’ve acted more sensibly than they have.