Quote #3332
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
Quote #8750
I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
Quote #32840
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #28060
In past people never questioned existence of god, because they knew he exists. In...
Quote #22659
In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one...
Quote #25622
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
Quote #13978
The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder...
Quote #30708
Defeat in this world is no disgrace if you fought well and fought for...
Quote #27277
Religion is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody...