Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #8916
Generosity with strings is not generosity; It is a deal.
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #14427
What nature delivers to us is never stale. Because what nature creates has eternity...
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere...
Quote #2765
Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs...
Quote #1036
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is...
Quote #199
My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it...
Quote #12795
He is rich enough that wants nothing.
Quote #18611
Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.