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There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”
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We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity – gunpowder...
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I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
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The thing to remember is that that the future comes one day at a...
Quote #20859
His life was gentle and the elements So mixed in him, that Nature might...
Quote #220
All marriages are mixed marriages.
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All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of...
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The Green Party is like a watermelon – green on the outside and red...
Quote #4022
I always knew i would look back on my tears and laugh but i...