Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
Quote #1262
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #6938
Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
Quote #31076
. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #1467
Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.
Quote #9916
Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one.
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #16885
The truth, the hope of any time, must always be sought in minorities.