Quote #12258
Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.
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All ambitions are lawful except those that climb upward on the miseries or credulities...
Quote #34359
‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #4595
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #22095
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Quote #2274
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London,...
Quote #8683
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Quote #2619
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
Quote #33988
It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what...
Quote #34618
The history of the Victorian Age will never be written we know too much...