Quote #6773
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
Quote #3598
A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found...
Quote #31738
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
Quote #22658
Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie.
Quote #2708
Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we...
Quote #12521
A word to the wise is infuriating.
Quote #1796
I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.
Quote #5461
But pain… seems to me an insufficient reason not to embrace life. Being dead...
Quote #8566
Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly.
Quote #2815
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to...