Quote #1885
I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
Quote #6535
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #31080
Adversity makes men wise but not rich.
Quote #632
Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
Quote #11373
Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism.
Quote #34218
I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than...
Quote #17423
Correction does much, but encouragement does more.
Quote #13674
Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
Quote #10937
When you take a man as he is, you make him worse. When you...