Quote #5464
Crime does not pay … as well as politics.
Quote #13932
People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
Quote #25086
Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make...
Quote #22970
Breathless, we flung us on a windy hill, Laughed in the sun, and kissed...
Quote #21305
Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the...
Quote #15593
The tipping custom originated in England when small sums were dropped into a box...
Quote #1688
Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up...
Quote #11174
A fool judges people by the presents they give him.
Quote #16107
Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which...
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...