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Get up, stand up Stand up for your rights Get up, stand up Never...
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #15287
By ignorance is pride increased; those must assume who know the least.
Quote #19341
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...
Quote #11475
Even the longest day has its end.
Quote #7736
One man may hit the mark, another blunder; but heed not these distinctions. Only...
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I believe I am not mistaken in saying that Christianity is a demanding and...
Quote #14214
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
Quote #28610
Knowledge is vain and fruitless which is not reduced to practice.