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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
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Will We’re going to steal a ship That ship Jack Commandeer. We’re going to...
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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though...
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Everything that can be invented has been invented.
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Man is troubled not by events, but by the meaning he gives them.
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The so-called method of co-education is false in theory and hamful to Christian training.
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The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
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If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain...
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Friendship is the golden thread that ties the hearts of all hearts of all...