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Satire is focused bitterness.
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The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election...
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Education is a companion which no misfortune can depress, no crime can destroy, no...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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There are a thousand thoughts lying within a man that he does not know...
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And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of...
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There is no good in arguing with the inevitable. The only argument available with...
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Did blind chance know that there was light and what was its refraction, and...
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May there always be work for your hands to do, May your purse always...
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You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to...