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Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying...
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My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I...
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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We can gain no lasting peace if we approach it with suspicion and mistrust...
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The happy person is the one who finds occasions for joy at every step....
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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There is no such thing as a long piece of work, except one that...
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Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
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The sage wears clothes of coarse cloth but carries jewels in his bosom He...
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Immature love says, “I love you because I need you.” Mature love says, “I...