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Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch...
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water...
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Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
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Egotist a person more interested in himself than in me.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that...
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Indecision is like a stepchild if he does not wash his hands, he is...
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Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher...