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Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
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The true and solid peace of nations consists not in equality of arms, but...
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One repays a teacher badly if one only remains a pupil.
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Life is full of doors that don’t open when you knock, equally spaced amid...
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones...
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out
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Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.
Quote #14680
Age withers only the outside.