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Specialization is for insects.
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“I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a...
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What then have I done What, except yield to a natural feeling, inspired by...
Quote #30038
Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
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Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
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How can a guy hit and think at the same time
Quote #19512
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Quote #14589
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #23175
Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without...