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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted the trouble is I don’t...
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I’m just a person trapped inside a woman’s body.
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No soul is desolate as long as there is a human being for whom...
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The major sin is the sin of being born.
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The Pythagorean … having been brought up in the study of mathematics, thought that...
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
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Americans have always had an ambivalent attitude toward intelligence. When they feel threatened, they...
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If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it...