Quote #2594
Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #23694
We do not write because we want to we write because we have to.
Quote #11031
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Quote #8748
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Quote #4982
The game is up.
Quote #228
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Quote #13434
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought...
Quote #11097
We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once...
Quote #18506
He for himself weaves woe who weaves for others woe, and evil counsel on...