Quote #12482
I think it is good that books still exist, but they make me sleepy.
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An investment in knowledge still yields the best returns.
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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If the young only knew; if the old only could.
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Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
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The achievements of an organization are the results of the combined effort of each...
Quote #3164
Man is only man at the surface. Remove the skin, dissect, and immediately you...
Quote #16242
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
Quote #26030
I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
Quote #23665
Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...