Quote #13866
Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much.
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #24014
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce...
Quote #29653
Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of...
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #13953
There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
Quote #7310
Man is an animal which, alone among the animals, refuses to be satisfied by...
Quote #21560
Love is faith, and one faith leads to another.
Quote #20508
Let him that hath no power of patience retire within himself, though even there...
Quote #33394
Abbott Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on...