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One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
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There’s a lot of heredity in that family.
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Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones is Dead’ to people who never knew...
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When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of...
Quote #28485
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
Quote #5652
Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, And toss them on the wheels of...
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #15187
Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
Quote #27747
Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what...