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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
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Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
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Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.
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I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
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There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.
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The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably...
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When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman...
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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond cauliflower is nothing but...
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Live your beliefs and you can turn the world around.