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Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well.
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The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an...
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If we keep doing what we’re doing, we’re going to keep getting what we’re...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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We can all be angels to one another. We can choose to obey the...
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Show us a man who never makes a mistake and we will show you...
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The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain the most miserable who...
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He is one of those peple who would be enormously improved by death
Quote #9755
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing...