Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #11375
Break the leg of a bad habit.
Quote #30323
I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the...
Quote #4568
Many receive advice, few profit by it.
Quote #27127
Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
Quote #11940
We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #13819
Everyone complains of his lack of memory, but nobody of his want of judgment.
Quote #10509
I believe that to meet the challenge of the next century, human beings will...