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When you are obliged to make a statement that you know will cause displeasure,...
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There are times of pure joy when you wish all human life well.
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We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
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The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men...
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Necessity is the mother of invention.
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Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.
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You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #18478
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying...