Quote #6688
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...
Quote #19827
The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Quote #14895
…when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Quote #34038
The world is round it has no point.
Quote #20021
No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this...
Quote #18196
Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.
Quote #17600
After the cheers have died down and the stadium is empty, after the headlines...
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #20456
Do not despair of life. Think of the fox, prowling in a winter night...
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!