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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and...
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To feel valued, to know, even if only once in a while, that you...
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there...
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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None of us here in Washington knows all or even half of the answers...
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The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey...