Quote #25685
A politician thinks of the next election a statesman, of the next generation.
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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #26489
Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their...
Quote #16903
What is a weed A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.
Quote #8132
Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
Quote #10731
In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can.
Quote #18032
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Quote #13258
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until...